Hey I am Jess
Listen here either run as far away as you can or put on very big earmuffs because I love purdy and girly music really loud! And I am very mischief so sorry about the watermelons and here is why when someone walks past my open door they get pelted by lot’s of watermelons! Sorry. . . . . . NOT!!!!! Anyway I Better get some juicy watermelons to pelt my neighbor Sophie.K with. She is even more annoying than me! She is also sooo bossy! And that is saying something!
Hi, I’m Sophie.key.
And yes i’m annoying, Just like Jess said.
Jess is so annoying Because she always puts on her music really loud and I have to call noise control. Anyway by the way John key is my dad and he’s always working so I never get to see him much. I also have a awesome twin sister and her name is sophie.key she is sometimes annoying but not much, now I’ll put you on to soph…..
Oh yes it is me, Sophie.key.
I HATE having a twin sister that always jumps on her bed (her bed squeaks really bad) all night long and party with the noise extra loud. It’s annoying because I want to give revenge but i just don't know what. But I’m usually nice to her because she's my twin, but shes not always as nice but is MOSTLY AWESOME (JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i’m WAY MORE) .
Anyway i’ll pass you onto John key AKA: me and my twins dad.
Hi my name is Al Fox. But everyone calls me John Key.
My children have been very annoying and cheeky over the past few days. So it isn’t my fault. I do hardly any work and I mostly annoy my daughters and my nanny, who lives on level 9. I always have a party at my apartment but I always get complaints from my neighbours from level 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. Also levels 9 and 10. I make as much mess as I want because I don’t have to clean it up. Any way let me pass you on to my childrens nanny and my cleaner. Milly. But she is lazy so she says that she is sick EVERY single day. So I have to call back-up cleaners. Milly is also the office of the speaker.
Hi, i’m Milly,
Yes I am the cleaner, nanny and office of the speaker.
It’s not the easiest thing working 3 jobs but I get through it anyway and i’m not lazy I work ½ an hour a week and have more important things to do instead of watching some smelly kids all day! And out of all of this I only get paid $15 dollars a week that’s enough to cover all my needed lollies though. What did you say Zena you want me hurry up?
Well I better pass you onto Zena the very loud Whip or she might whip me, bye.
Hello, I’m the Whip! Well, I’m not really the whip, I,m a cat. Infact, I’m The right honorable, SERGEANT cat if you like. But people round here just call me cat. Nobody knows that I am a cat. They think I’m a Whip. Johnny and Bobby deal with all the political stuff. In return, I spare their feathery, pea-brained lifes. It’s tempting though. My master runs the whole building so, my life here is real cruisy most of the time. Well, I’m off to catch some pigeons. Johnny and Bobby want me to sign some stupid sheet but what they don’t know can’t hurt them. Bye, see you later!
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